So hey guys. Feeling kind of depressed here so I'm not going to be very perky in this post.

I'm usually not emotional. Right? I usually only do dramatic writing, and everytime I do, I kind of laugh at myself for being so dramatic. I don't really feel those emotions, I just feel like I'm the vessel that has to write these thoughts down. They come from the dramatic part of my mind, the one that flinches at scary movies or dreams weird dreams. I don't know it. It's not really "me."

But lately I've been getting really weepy (Don't worry, I'm not being hit by puberty for the first time. Jeesh.) But I'm weird now. Like, weird emotionwise. Otherwise, I was already there. I've been feeling weepy whenever my parents try to talk to me about serious career choices, about my passion, and basically whenever we talk about serious issues in my life. I start crying and getting all goddamn weepy and I hate myself for doing it. I feel like such a goddamn douche for crying, and I really shouldn't, but my goddamn tear ducts have decided they're freaking Niagra Falls, and I'm a chick flick that's on repeat. I goddamn hate myself so much because 5 minutes later I'm fine, but now my day has been struck by a fun thunderstorm of emotions that leaves my weepy and weak and I hate it because I don't like being that way.

I have so much in my life to be thankful for it's crazy. Sometimes I wake up and think, "Wow. This is a dream. This is, it's just, wow. Thank you universe." You know? But instead what does FeatherPaw do? Goes and goddamn weeps in a corner. Retard. Is something offbeat here, or is it just me?

Thanks universe, for everything in my life, but these weepy weepies need to stop because I am hating the way things are turning out for me. I was supposed to grow up and stop crying, not grow up and realize I cry even more. No.

Thanks for bearing with this post if you read it.
(Oh hey she finally posted lame-o didn't post for two months and finally she's back with emotional ish like come on man noone reads your blog.
SIGH I'm so weird.)

Have some fun times unlike me and my emotions.

FeatherPaw.

Welcome to Glazed and frozen strawberries - healthy heaven for unhealthy people.

Ingredients:

- Popsicle sticks
- Strawberries
- Half a glass of water
- Sugar

Procedure:

1. Wash the strawberries and poke popsicle sticks into the hull of the strawberries so you can dip them in the caramelized sugar later.

2. Next, fill a glass until it's half full (BE OPTIMISTIC) with water, and heat it in the microwave (maybe for 30 seconds max). Then, mix in about two spoons of sugar with the heated water.

3. Now, take a heavy - based saucepan and pour the water from the glass into it. Add more sugar to the water and stir occasionally for 3 minutes, keeping the flame on low. Then, leave the water to boil for 8 minutes on high.

4. After 8 minutes, take the water off the stove, and let the bubbles stop, I don't know bubbling (I'm a TopChef, guys). Then, take the strawberries on the popsicle sticks and dip them in the sugar water. The sugar water should be brown, but don't worry if it isn't, because mine wasn't either (I'm going to be a chef, I promise).

5. Put the strawberries to freeze in the freezer (nooo wayyy). The way I did it was to put it in the slits inside the refrigerator shelves (I am very coherent), and leaving them to freeze for an hour or something. But you don't need to do that, just waiting for them to cool, and chilling them a little is fine.


Finally - They taste amazing!
You should take them out after one hour and then give them a little air outside so that when you bite into the you don't suffer from brain-freeze, trust me, it happened.

Have fun guys! I spread food because it's like spreading love, spread some love around you too!

Love,
FeatherPaw.