Hey guys!
Yup totally different mood from the previous blogpost. That's because I got all my feelings out in the other post, so sorry if it's a teensy weensy (OK, it's really) messy.
*Them feels, bro.*

I just remembered that I LOVE puns! They're the best jokes in the world, and I'm not going to insult them by saying that they're punny. Because, to me, a good pun is a play of words that is really witty and clever. Also funny. :3

Anyways, here are a few of my favourite puns!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's hard to put down.

Did you hear about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?
Oh yeah, he's alright now.
(OLD joke. Ancient, really.)

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
(Whoops. Hehe. Awkward.)

And the best kinds of puns, CHEMISTRY PUNS!

How did your date with Potassium go, Oxygen?
It went OK.
(Get it, get it, get it?)

Chemists only make jokes periodically.
(:')

Are you made of copper and telllurium?
Because you're CuTe.
(Where is bad pickup line guy when you need him?)

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer team up, they'd be alloys.


Puns are a great way to wake up your mind and make it an active panda (if that exists...) instead of lazy koalas.

Toodles for real this time! (I hope so, for your sake.) :3
FeatherPaw.

Hey guys!
FeatherPaw here. :3

So, I'm writing this article while I'm in limbo.
No, you read that right, limbo.

So let me explain.
I'm, moving to Brazil, and I have to take the Emirates flight to Dubai, and then we have a connecting flight to Brazil. Now, we have a three and a half hour wait between flights, and it's like, LIMBO.

Time stands still in this lounge. Each second is exactly the same as the previous one.
There's always someone leaving the lounge wheeling a black suitcase. Someone's always coming in, looking for a place to sit, and worst of all, there's this background sound that's been playing continuously for so long, my ears have gotten used to it. It like the static noise our TV makes, except, it's been playing for, like, 3 hours now.

KILL ME.

Plus, I just wanted to get over with this flight since the move is going to have a hectic time difference and it's not going to be easy since I'm leaving friends behind. I'm still not able to believe that I'm going to Brazil, and the only way to realise this is to firmly plant my feet on Brazilian soil.
BUT.
Instead I'm stuck here in limbo, with Wifi, so I can talk to people that I've left behind.
Damn.

Today's going to be a pretty piece of heartache cake.

Bye party people,
FeatherPaw.

Hey guys!

First of all: I'm back.
I used to be a Blogger, until my email got deleted, which means that my old blog, ohmygodwhatwhatwhat.blogspot.com was deleted too. Bummer.
Anyways, to my non-existent audience that gave me a 100 pageviews per day, I'm back! I love blogging and I'm thanking you guys for all your invisible support.

So, HI. :D

I love being an awkward cookie. I'm into writing, being bad at sports while loving them and singing like a crow in the middle of the night. I'm also a nerd, which is coolbeans. So, I'm going to blog my usual, inconsistent blog posts about random shiz, and also continue my literary component, "Scintilla."

Thanks, non-existent audience!
Love,
FeatherPaw.