Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Hey guys!
Yup totally different mood from the previous blogpost. That's because I got all my feelings out in the other post, so sorry if it's a teensy weensy (OK, it's really) messy.
*Them feels, bro.*

I just remembered that I LOVE puns! They're the best jokes in the world, and I'm not going to insult them by saying that they're punny. Because, to me, a good pun is a play of words that is really witty and clever. Also funny. :3

Anyways, here are a few of my favourite puns!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's hard to put down.

Did you hear about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?
Oh yeah, he's alright now.
(OLD joke. Ancient, really.)

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
(Whoops. Hehe. Awkward.)

And the best kinds of puns, CHEMISTRY PUNS!

How did your date with Potassium go, Oxygen?
It went OK.
(Get it, get it, get it?)

Chemists only make jokes periodically.
(:')

Are you made of copper and telllurium?
Because you're CuTe.
(Where is bad pickup line guy when you need him?)

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer team up, they'd be alloys.


Puns are a great way to wake up your mind and make it an active panda (if that exists...) instead of lazy koalas.

Toodles for real this time! (I hope so, for your sake.) :3
FeatherPaw.